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My wife and I were in bed, watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

I turned to her and asked, "Do you want to have Sex?"

"No" she answered.

I then asked, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, and simply replied, "Yes"

So, to that I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's how the fight started.....