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brassmonkey · 09-02-2010, 01:36 PM

part 2!

Lucky Pierre - the middle man in a three way buttfuck. Also known as the french sandwich.

Screwnicorn, The - When a dyke puts her strap - on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.

Short in the Cord, A - A "code" phrase used by the common man to refer to Testicular Tendon Tangle Syndrome. Ex. "Oh fuck! My nuts are killing me... I think I've got a short in the cord."

Smoking Pole - Self Explanatory. Don't use fire.

Snowmobile, The - When plugging a girl while she's on all fours, reach around and sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.

Split pissonality - When you're taking a leak and you get two streams out of the one hole!

Stovepiping - Taking it in the Tush.

Stranger, The - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

Stuffucking - The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly. (see also; Fugly)

Tea bag - As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old favorite.

Tossing salad - Well known by now. A prison act where one person is forced to chow starfish with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jello, jism, etc.

Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

Turkey Shoot - When you're coming, come on her face and let it drip off her chin so it looks like that red shit on the turkey's chin.

Valsalva - The act of pinching shut (with thumb and forefinger) a woman's nose while receiving fellatio; most effective when employed just prior to the release point due to the gag reflex and ensuing swallow that the woman is forced to do to continue breathing. A great first date ploy, as it sets the stage for what the rules of engagement will be going forward.

Western Grip - When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use; hence, western.

Woody Woodpecker - While a chick is sucking on your balls, repeatedly tap the head of your cock on her forehead.

Zombie Mask, The - While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash - barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.

09-02-2010, 01:36 PM
brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 76,979	part 2! Lucky Pierre - the middle man in a three way buttfuck. Also known as the french sandwich. Screwnicorn, The - When a dyke puts her strap - on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn. Short in the Cord, A - A "code" phrase used by the common man to refer to Testicular Tendon Tangle Syndrome. Ex. "Oh fuck! My nuts are killing me... I think I've got a short in the cord." Smoking Pole - Self Explanatory. Don't use fire. Snowmobile, The - When plugging a girl while she's on all fours, reach around and sweep out her arms so she falls on her face. Split pissonality - When you're taking a leak and you get two streams out of the one hole! Stovepiping - Taking it in the Tush. Stranger, The - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else. Stuffucking - The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly. (see also; Fugly) Tea bag - As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old favorite. Tossing salad - Well known by now. A prison act where one person is forced to chow starfish with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jello, jism, etc. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face. Turkey Shoot - When you're coming, come on her face and let it drip off her chin so it looks like that red shit on the turkey's chin. Valsalva - The act of pinching shut (with thumb and forefinger) a woman's nose while receiving fellatio; most effective when employed just prior to the release point due to the gag reflex and ensuing swallow that the woman is forced to do to continue breathing. A great first date ploy, as it sets the stage for what the rules of engagement will be going forward. Western Grip - When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use; hence, western. Woody Woodpecker - While a chick is sucking on your balls, repeatedly tap the head of your cock on her forehead. Zombie Mask, The - While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash - barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead. __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law! DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com