So I wrote to Missy Suicide concerning my SewersideGirls.com site. I had the idea to use it to become an affiliate and in this day and age and economy she shot me down. Back to the drawing board.
Dear Missy,
You've undoubtedly heard of Sewerside Girls.com. I've twice tried to turn this into an "SG parody site", but due to time restrictions and funding, have been unable to do so. I've owned the domain since 2006. I'm a full time stand up comic, but the economy here is absolutely horrible, so I have a bunch of free time on my hands. I would like to get the ball rolling again and make Sewerside Girls a hit this time.
I would like to accomplish this by using it as an affiliate site for Suicide Girls only. No other sites would be advertised. It would be 100% SG.
This may be against your affiliate rules, but I figured it wouldn't hurt to ask you. I'd guarantee that the site would be tastefully done, funny and hopefully profitable for us both.
If not, I'll just sell the domain and move on, but I'm looking for any and all avenues to make a few dollars right now and I think this would be perfect.
Could you please let me know if this project would be something you're interested in giving me your blessing on?
I appreciate your time and response.
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From Missy Suicide: Thursday, September 2, 2010
Hello!
I am sorry but I am not willing to give you a license to use our Intellectual Property in this way.
xoxo
-missy
No wonder she's so fucking popular. On the upswing, I did win $50 from a friend of mine on her response. Anyone wanna buy a great domain?????