How can you get me away from Certified Hosting Solutions?
Wait for them to close.
1. Almost 0 downtime.
2. They always answer their phone.
3. I almost never have to call.
4. They have all the bells and whistles already on their servers.
5. I rarely have to install anything extra. When I do, see #4 - one click install.
I do have a ref link but this is a freebie.
http://certifiedhosting.com/promo/