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Old 09-07-2010, 02:13 PM  
garce
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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head View Post
bananas
raspberries
blackberries
strawberries
vanilla yogurt
2% milk
vanilla extract
ice
blender
plastic cup
portable generator
gasoline

when you get in the parking lot after your purchase:

1. fill the generator with gasoline
2. start generator
3. plug blender into generator
4. add berries & bananas to blender
5. add small handful of yogurt
6. pour in approx 2 cups of milk
7. add approx 2 cups of ice
8. guesstimate about a spoonful of vanilla extract
9. blend
10. pour smoothie into plastic cup and enjoy.
You were actually pretty close

Bananas
Strawberries
Blueberries. I didn't see any blackberries - would have been a good idea.
Three different yogurts for the picky bitches that live here, Vanilla included.
Skim milk

Already have vanilla and ice, but I'll stick with my blender

And I got six Stella, but not at the grocery - can't buy beer at the grocery store up here.

All in all it cost me $380 to fee these miserable fuckers for a couple of weeks.
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