Originally Posted by PenisFace

If you pay more than 10 bucks for a handjob, you a sucka. Any more than that and you might as well just rub one out to some hot porn. Save cash and actually see chicks that are worth looking at.

Hell, the same goes for anything. Sex isn't worth any money, just go out and fuck someone for free you dumbasses. Oh oh oh, she's not very hot? Who gives a shit, that's free pussy. Beauty isn't worth money, you vaginas.

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