Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

bananas
raspberries
blackberries
strawberries
vanilla yogurt
2% milk
vanilla extract
ice
blender
plastic cup
portable generator
gasoline

when you get in the parking lot after your purchase:

1. fill the generator with gasoline
2. start generator
3. plug blender into generator
4. add berries & bananas to blender
5. add small handful of yogurt
6. pour in approx 2 cups of milk
7. add approx 2 cups of ice
8. guesstimate about a spoonful of vanilla extract
9. blend
10. pour smoothie into plastic cup and enjoy.