I remember cops asking me if I was Doctor every time I got pulled over for something stupid.
Like only Doctors used to carry beepers.
Then I graduated to this, I never used it because it was like 5 bucks a minute, but no text, no emails, no camera, no video, no gps, no internet. Just a phone to make an emergency calls. Unless you had it Chipped. But I was too nerdy to do that.
