Originally Posted by Matyko

a friend of mine who i discuss this with atm just did a funny translation of the statement:
"The details are complicated" = we don't know what is happening
"funds in motion" = we are trying to withdraw what we can and run as fast as possible
"ePassporte's most important asset has always been our account holder's" = thanks you for your money
"We are not going to undermine that asset by treating cardholders in any manner other than the best we can" = we need you to believe everything is safe so we will have time to steal your money
"Most of us have had the unfortunate experience of dealing with banks and card associations that simply ?cut us off? and did not pay us" = everybody is nowadays ripping off ... so you should be prepared for this
"it does not help any of us if we are constantly updating you on the basis of the calls that take place almost hourly" = STOP FUCKING CALLING US IDIOTS

I don't say this is true 100% but at least its funny as hell :D