Tonight's JERSEY SHORE episode = the best hour of programming in the history of entertainment media
..yet somehow simultaneously, paradoxically, the worst piece of garbage ever assembled.
How is it possible?
How have they successfully upped the anti so much since last season?
Are the cast members idiots, or geniuses, the likes of which we haven't seen since the Andy Kaufman days?
When is Sammi going to stop being such a bitch to her friends and cut out that that c*nt Angelina???
In Spencer Pratt somehow the mastermind behind all this?
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