And they say the blacks in Camden are crazy!
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Camden,_New_Jersey
Well here's a racist statement for him to lock on (for any one with strong business sense):
Abraham Lincoln was single-handedly responsible for raising the COST of employment! Free to Minmum wage with one swipe of the pen!
Go cry about that!
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Compton,_California