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I think YOU should strap a shitload of C4 to your chest, remove the storage racks from your refrigerator, read Matthew 3:16, hop inside, shut the doors and detonate that mother fucker in the name of the USA.
Kenmore as well as the rest of the world will thank you.
PS- Make sure to get the extended warantee from Sears so that your lineage will be able to enjoy then benefits of your hard earned money and patriotism. Reparations.
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