V. Zhirinovsky to Christopher Mallick.
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Transcript of the video.
Camera pans down and catches Vladimir Wolfych Zhirinovsky sitting on the leather sofa in front of a huge table with scattered snacks and a five-liter bottle of ?Putinka?. On the left hand of Vladimir Zhirinovsky is Berezovsky. Throughout the video Berkova gives a blowjob to Zhirinovsky. Vladimir Zhirinovsky embraces Pope with his right arm, Pope eagerly nods his head each time Zhirinovsky says something, but has no idea where he is and what is happening. On the wall hangs a polished RPG ?Fly? with an engraved inscription "To my dear beloved Vladimir Zhirinovsky from Vladimir Putin". Just barely visible on the edge of the picture someone riding a horse.
- Look, Chris! You fuckin cowboy! You decided to screw the system? So you're trying to screw not only webmasters. We consulted with Berezovsky and came to the conclusion that you're trying to screw us too! Fethard was crap, but we didn't hold funds there, Berezovsky ran to the personal ATM with the card issued to the Chinese and took all the cash! Okay we had a problem with Vadim, owner of Fethard, but they are all the inconvenienced over the fact that I was not able to properly masturbate to the galleries! And to no longer communicate with such scum, I had to buy Berkova and this stupid blonde!
.. In the frame appears naked Sylvia Saint and tries to give a blowjob to Zhirinovsky .
- I say - stupid blonde! Take your mouth away from the Soviet Power, I am not finished!
.. Silvia Saint slowly disappears from the frame.
- Look, Chris! Did you forget who you are? Did you forget who you work with? No? So please check accounts "Bereza" and "Wolfych" and take a look at the balance sheets and on the movement! You will understand that compared to us, all others webmasters are small, like these!
.. Vladimir Zhirinovsky shows two inches with his fingers, Silvia Saint appears in the frame again, Zhirinovsky kick her in the but with calf boot, she disappears from the frame.
- I said to remove that stupid blonde! So, Chris, you are a fuckin cowboy, you will not hide from us and we don't give a fuck about your problems with these fucking banks on the islands! Tomorrow morning our scientists can do one small thing to move the magnetic poles of the earth and all these islands are fucked together with their fucking banks! However, first you will return money to me and Bereza! And I don't give a fuck about the remaining money in the Wallet. Normal guys use only a Visa! Who is these Wallet to you? Dad? Uncle? Dick from the mountain? You tell me!
- Do you hear me, Chris? Do you think you can get away from us without punishment? You remember drunkenness with Russian director in Hollywood? Yes, the one after you woke up in the morning you did not fucking remember anything! So, on that drunk night our valiant KGB shoved an anal probe in your ass! We now know exactly where you are, what you think, what you eat and how you shit and we can destroy you at any moment! Tomorrow morning our scientists will push the button, and your ass will blow the fuck up, Chris! Think about it! Do you recognize this person?
.. Camera slowly pulls out of the room - in the shadows on the royal throne sits Nikita Mikhalkov, wrapped in sheets, the tattoo on his chest "USSR". Mikhalkov embarrassed smiles.
- So, Chris! Don?t try to brain fuck me, Bereza or our brave scientists. I don't give a shit who will clean your shit after your ass explodes in a million peices!
.. Camera slowly moves to Nikita Mikhalkov's smiling face with good-kindest eyes.
- Chris! Don't fuck around! Think about your name and think about all the coincidences in life. You have a small dick, but mine is big enough to pierce through the entire earth and fuck you in the ass from the other side of the planet, scum!
.. In the background rapturous laughter from Mikhalkov is heard.
- Chris, you fuckin cowboy! We all look forward to automatic update! It better be on Friday! And no "might be Tuesday or Wednesday"! This Friday, Chris!
.. Zhirinovsky gently leans back, in the frame appears naked Sylvia Saint, Pope lifts the mantle, the frame slowly fades and we hear an enthusiastic cry of Sylvia ..
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To see prehistory of these story watch these
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YbKuYPVQuOk