Really, seriously, to access YOUR money be sure to:
Photo copy each and every personal document you have and send it in triplicate to these fucks.
And I mean
everything, please send ASAP!
For us to consider sending you
your money please forward the following,
* A front/back photocopy of your of your account user ID & password
* A front/back photocopy of your Drivers license
* A front/back photocopy of your Social Security card
* A front/back photocopy of your last bank statement(s)
* A front/back photocopy of your last CC statement(s)
* A front/back photocopy of your last utility bill(s)
* A front/back photocopy of your last rent/mortgage receipt(s)
* A front/back photocopy of your government passport
* A front/back photocopy of your voter registration
* A front/back photocopy of your 1st born male child's Birth certificate
* A front/back photocopy of your personal Birth certificate
* A front/back photocopy of your auto title(s)
* A front/back photocopy of your account Login & Password
* A front/back photocopy of your last Will & Testament
* A front/back photocopy of your Mother's maiden name
* 4 drops of your blood in a hermetically sealed container
* a clear and discernible crisp photo/image of your signature
We will process your request as soon as possible. Due to overwhelming activity levels you may experience a slight delay in our response. If we haven't replied within 89 days please resend your request along with the above information in triplicate. Please do not contact us again within 91 days of your 1st request. After 91 days address all inquires to:
[email protected]_M_Phuct.com, include all required documentation in digital triplicate.
Sincerely,
The Indian Response Team
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