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kane · 09-16-2010, 11:51 AM

A friend of mine just called me and told me this. I'm still laughing.

My buddy (guy who told me this) is a cop in my town. He is at work today when there is a dispatch call for rescue/ambulance. The call is for a male, age 16, in medical distress. My buddy happens to be about 3 blocks from this kid's house so he decided to drive up and see if he can help while rescue is on the way.

He gets there to find the kid with one of his friends. The kid has made some kind of a homemade version of a fleshlight out of Saran Wrap, a towel, a couple of belts and some kind of cardboard tube among other things. So apparently the kid is banging away on this thing and he has the belts too tight and the cardboard tube collapses and his cock is now stuck in it and being smashed. He can't pull it out and is afraid to start cutting away on it so he called his buddy to help him out. His buddy gets there and sees some blood coming out of it so he freaks out and calls 911.

The fire department used some big scissor things to cut the belts away then they slowly cut the cardboard tube and peeled it off. After about 20 minutes they got this thing off the kid. He had a couple of minor cuts on his shaft, but was otherwise okay. They had to call his mom to treat him so she had to leave work and come home and now has to take him to the doctor to make sure he didn't do any real damage to himself.

The moral of the story goes, save your allowance and buy a real Fleshlight, don't try to make one on your own.

09-16-2010, 11:51 AM
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	Kid gets his dick stuck in a homemade fleshlight A friend of mine just called me and told me this. I'm still laughing. My buddy (guy who told me this) is a cop in my town. He is at work today when there is a dispatch call for rescue/ambulance. The call is for a male, age 16, in medical distress. My buddy happens to be about 3 blocks from this kid's house so he decided to drive up and see if he can help while rescue is on the way. He gets there to find the kid with one of his friends. The kid has made some kind of a homemade version of a fleshlight out of Saran Wrap, a towel, a couple of belts and some kind of cardboard tube among other things. So apparently the kid is banging away on this thing and he has the belts too tight and the cardboard tube collapses and his cock is now stuck in it and being smashed. He can't pull it out and is afraid to start cutting away on it so he called his buddy to help him out. His buddy gets there and sees some blood coming out of it so he freaks out and calls 911. The fire department used some big scissor things to cut the belts away then they slowly cut the cardboard tube and peeled it off. After about 20 minutes they got this thing off the kid. He had a couple of minor cuts on his shaft, but was otherwise okay. They had to call his mom to treat him so she had to leave work and come home and now has to take him to the doctor to make sure he didn't do any real damage to himself. The moral of the story goes, save your allowance and buy a real Fleshlight, don't try to make one on your own.