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www.gfy.com
How many webmasters does it take to FTP?
Connection timed out
Why can't I correct a misspelled URL?
Missed opportunity to serve some ads.
Why don't webmasters use frames any more?
Google couldn't be fucked indexing them
How long does it take a webmaster to get paid?
No one knows.