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RELATED: UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HALTS "DEER HUNTER" THEME PARK RIDE AMIDST PROTESTS
"The proposed 4D attraction, which was based on the 1978 Academy award-winning Vietnam drama directed By Michael Cimino, was part of Universal's efforts to broaden their theme parks target audience.
"I don't need to defend the film's popularity. It won five Oscars," said Ron Meyer, President and COO of Universal Studios. "Let's face it, Vietnam is only unpopular because we lost. But aspects of war--such as explosions, fire and helicopters--are very viable and exciting elements to a theme park ride."
and no, i don't think woody allen would be caught dead with megan fox...
