Thread: Fact: If you hold your girlfriend/wife's purse you are irreversibly pussy whipped.
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Old 09-23-2010, 10:01 AM  
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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way View Post
Truth.

Buying tampons is even a bigger test. Because when a chick asks you to buy her tampons what she WANTS to hear is, "Bitch the only thing I'mma fetch that goes in your pussy is my dick."

So when you say, "Yes dear, having a heavy flow day? I'll be back soon with a giant box of tampons and some dark chocolate, snookums!" you have just admitted that you are tamed and thus, no longer attractive to her.
Not if you want to keep the blowjobs coming that week!

See guys, there is always something new to learn when it comes to women.
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