Originally Posted by PornMD

It's this blasted piece of machinery we're all on...it's tearing the fabric of society apart!

It could be worse...wait til the commercial instead has a really good looking guy, or even worse, a really good looking WOMAN saying the same thing (which is pretty much what happens in phone chat commercials).

Hot woman: OMG, it's so hard to like meet guys you know? I mean yes whenever I walk outside, I'm so hot that I instantly have 10 cocks in my asshole, but seriously, I'm just really fucking stupid and don't know how to do anything. But then I found eHarmony, and they told me which guys said they were sensitive, that they treat women like queens, etc. I realize it's probably bullshit and they're actually drooling retards whose cocks I'm probably already sitting on, but I just want to pay some site gobs of money to make me feel better, and eHarmony was there for me!