What a clusterfuck. One more thing..
Current theories I read that may hold water:
1) Someone slipped lsd into the St Kitts water supply.
2) The Three Stooges are very much alive and running the St Kitts bank.
3) You are only dreaming after falling asleep during a bad Miami Vice episode.
4) We are all under some weird drug and actually are being held somewhere in Honduras. (this one is out there)
5) St Kitts is the modern day wild west and someone thinks they are Butch Cassidy and at this very moment are heading for Bolivia.
Could be..
Edit: You think it's easy writing epassporte one liners?
Ugg what a headache.