09-25-2010, 07:43 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 4,204
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Originally Posted by Brujah
DAMN I love this hosting company. If it were a warm bagel I'd fuck it!
* disclaimer - not that I've ever actually fucked a warm bagel before, or have any idea what that would be like.
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Originally Posted by BCyber
Thanks for the idea.. I might go try that now ;)
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Originally Posted by brassmonkey
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Bagel Fucking
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Bagel Fucking is a act which may have originated in the Southern U.S. in the mid 90s.
Urban Myth has it that a lonely 73 year old man was very horny due to an overdose of male enhancement products and very lonely. The raging elder took the first thing he could find, a bagel, and promptly performed intercourse with the hole.
Today, the act of Bagel Fucking is popular among lonely elders and teens new to masturbation. Traditionally, the act of bagel fucking is done with a cool, plain bagel. A male simply takes his erect penis, inserts it into the bagel hole, and moves his penis in and out of the hole until orgasm. Though there are new trends today that include using a freshly toasted bagel, a bagel slathered with cream cheese, and even bagels with toppings on them. Also recently, female bagel fucking is making an appearance using a folded bagel as a dildo.
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