I wrote this song just for you:
O ZUZANA
(sung to the tune of "Oh Susanna")
O Zuzana,
please give some reps to me.
You live in Cara-linny
with a banjo on your knee.
O Zuzana,
How pretty you must be!
We've only seen your Avatar
but we wanna fuck you silly
O Zuzana,
You give out rep points for free.
You're talented, smart and funny
How powerful you must be!
O Zuzana,
Please rep me out of pity,
I'm a weird little green guy
writing love songs anonymously
O Zuzana,
Please hear my rep points plea,
I'm not a GFY ass-kisser,
I actually think you're pretty
