Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat

Get YOUR Chinese Shovel for only $19.95.
BUT WAIT!
If you order within the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in another Chinese shovel!
Just pay separate shipping and handling.

Still not enough for you?!? We'll throw in your very own Chinaman!

You'll get A Chinese Shovel!
An additional Chinese Shovel!
AND Your very own, real live chinaman for only $19.95.
What are you waiting for?
Operators are standing by! CALL NOW!!!