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Some things that make you think
- Why do they say 'New and Improved'? How can it be new if it was improved?
- Should you trust your stockbroker if he's married to a travel agent?
- After God created Adam, did he say to himself, 'I think I can do better than that'?
- How come feminists haven?t complained about the term 'master' bedroom?
- Who actually clicks on the "No I am not over 18" links on "adult" pages?
- If you leave your windshield wipers going all the time could you park illegally without getting a ticket?
- Why are all of my "crazy busy" friends always on Facebook if they are so busy?
- Why do we pay extra attention to what actors say when all they do is pretend for a living?
- Why do people say ?Puppy Dog? when both words mean the same thing?
- Is it a crime to type 'FIRE' in all caps in a crowded chat room?
- Why don't people who believe in re-incarnation leave all their money to themselves?
- If Mickey Mouse and Minney Mouse have the same surname, then why aren't they related?
- If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day why do they have locks on the door?
- Aren't people who read the tabloids deserving of being lied to?
- Did you ever go into the "everything's a dollar" store and ask the clerk "How much is this?"
- Why does underwear come in colors and prints if nobody sees them?
- How come men always have to put the toilet seat down? Why don't women ever have to put it up?
- Isn?t Anger just a condition in which the tongue, works faster than the mind?
- Sure, the cream rises to the top, but so does the scum, doesn?t it?
- Is it a testosterone thing not to turn on windshield wipers in the pouring rain?
- If you want to set your password to '******' how do you prevent it being shown when you type it in?
- Sure, there are more important things in life than money, but the trouble is, they all cost money, right?
- If money won't make you happy, you probably won't like poverty either, would you?
- Why does Donald Duck never wear pants but wears a towel in the shower?
- Don?t people usually get what?s coming to them? Unless it?s been mailed?
- Why do many smokers ask 'Do you mind if I smoke?' AFTER they've already lit the stupid thing?
- If the TV show 'Columbo' is set in L.A. then why does Columbo always wear a raincoat?
- Why didn't anyone ever need the toilet on the Starship Enterprise?
- How come no one ever forgets where they buried the hatchet?
- If Roseanne Bar married Dennis Hopper, would she be Roseanne Bar Hopper?
- Does it count as a computer crash if you toss it on the floor out of frustration?
- Were Drive-In Banks established so most of the cars today could see their real owners?
- If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again was it worth it?
- Why do they call it 'raw sewage'? Does somebody actually cook the stuff?
- Wouldn't it be sorta funny if a tornado hit a wind chime factory?
- If a criminal turns themselves in, shouldn't they get the reward money?
- Ever notice how people always say 'it will turn up' when they're not the one looking for it?
- Do the oxygen masks on airplanes really provide any oxygen? Or are they just to muffle the screams?
- If superheroes are so tough, why do they have to wear tights and leotards?
- If it takes 100 million sperm to find 1 egg why are women so surprised when men refuse to ask for directions?
- Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
- If you're driving a 35 ton truck, do you really need a whole lot of manners?
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