garce

Damn. You Americans don't care about baseball - the singlest purest sport ever? You're breaking my heart. I'm mo0re American than you. I love baseball. I love hotdogs. I love Apple Pie - and my last car was a fucking Chevrolet. I'm going to stick with Fords from here on in, but...

Maybe you're all Yankees fans and don't give a shit about the National League. Roy Halladay is the greatest pitcher in MLB history. I loved him with the Jays - and its a shame they wasted his talents - but they will become apparent over the next few years.

A perfect game. A no hitter in THE FUCKING P[LAYOFFS!!!! Jesus Christ!

Eat a fucking hotdog and watch some baseball. Go to the park!

Best. Pitcher. Ever. Fuckers....

Nyaaahh. I'm going to eat some pie. Doc, I love you. Come hoooooome....