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Originally Posted by garce
What? Huzza buzza wazza? Comparing American football to a CAMRY? What planet are you from? Soccer is Ferrari? WTF? Ferrari has nothing to do with grown men running around aimlessly for 90 minutes and dropping to the ground in tears everytime someone looks in their direction. Personally, I'd be quite happy broadsiding a Ferrari while driving a Camry. I'm missing your point, I guess.
Who the fuck wants to watch a bunch of spine-less faggots run around chasing a ball for 90 minutes - with no result? If these elite (rofl) pussies played football or hockey they'd be dead by dawn.
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Who the fuck wants to watch a bunch of fat guys making a play every 7 seconds, then stopping the clock, then doing it again? If these football pussies tried to play soccer they'd die of a heart attack because they couldn't get their asses down the field. Even the fast ones wouldn't be able to go at it for 90 minutes they'd get their asses handed to them in the form of slide tackle. Rugby is more of a manly sport than football.
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Soccer. Not so much. There is not one pro team in North America that could not physically destroy the best soccer team in the world. They are cry babies who cannot compete against real athletes. I don't care if you soccer fags can graze for 90 minutes, put them on a field with a North American athlete and they'd be suckin' intravenous.
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Physically destroy? Do you understand the point you're making? "These guys are bigger so they're better" is your point, which is fallacious to the F. They're "bigger" because that's what the sport requires. In terms of "REAL" athletes, soccer athletes are more "real" than 99% of football players. The other 1 % might have more explosion but couldn't last for more than 15-20 minutes running back and forth. Yes, I love watching fat guys on the offensive line for about 7 seconds. I mean what a sport!!!
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Soccer is a pansy sport for men without spines.
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Football is for impatient morons who don't understand the mechanics of any other sport.
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Any minor or college level athlete in North America or Australia would easily smash the living usefullness out of even the greatest soccer player on the face of the earth.
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Your stupidity with "making shit up" is becoming a trend here.
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Raphael or Roger would reduce the world's greatest soccer player (that's a joke, btw) to a simpering bag of crying puss.
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Oh totally, that's why they don't play soccer. Dumbass
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Ask your #1 soccer player to go against Raphael Nadar.
Ask your #1 soccer player to play goal for the Philadelphia Flyers.
Ask your #1 soccer player to face Roy Halladay.
Ask your #1 soccer player to face the New England Patriots offense.
Ask your #1 soccer player to go mano a mano against Jy Bond.
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This is the stupidest argument you've made yet and you've made a lot of them. You're comparing different sports and asking if player A would go against player B? Here's a thought. Ask Nadal if he'd go up against Ronaldo. Ask any Philly Flyer if he'd go up against Drogba. I'm afraid you don't have a point if your only argument is "we're bigger than they are!!"
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I'm Scottish. It took me along time to realize how useless soccer is. The spineless athletes in that sport would piss their panties and run home to their mommies if they had any real work to do. No shit - they have great stamina, but once they're caught they're irrelevant. There is not a North American or Australian athlete who would ever consider a any soccer player a threat.
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I'll use your logic of 'no logic+making shit up'. No international soccer player would ever consider any North American player a threat.
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As a matter of fact, there is not one soccer player alive who could compete against even the lowliest rated NFL player.
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As a matter of fact there is not one NFL player alive that could compete against the lowliest ranked soccer player. See, twisting around words is fun and the logic is equally stupid.
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Soccer player: Oh, look! I'm using my fancing feet to kick a ball around a huge grass field! Woo! I go back and forth!
NFL player: Oh, look! Smash! You're fucking dead!
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NFL Player: Fuck, I'm fat and my body is only able to keep up for 7 seconds, then I need a breather!!
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Raphael Nadar: Ace. Ace. Ace. Ace.
Soccer player: Oops! oops! Oops! oops!
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Soccer Player: Goal goal goal goal
Nadal(his name is Nadal not Nadar you putz): shit shit shit shit
I think you've taken over as the dumbest person on this forum. Your argument made no sense and it was as stupid as it gets.