Oh, for Christ's sakes people, I just did a takeoff of Dan Savage's "Savage Love" column in which he coined the term "Santorum" for :
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=14566
"Hey, everybody: We have a winner. Savage Love readers, by a wide margin, want Sen. Rick Santorum's name to stand for... THAT FROTHY MIXTURE OF LUBE AND FECAL MATTER THAT IS SOMETIMES THE BYPRODUCT OF ANAL SEX!"
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/S...ve?oid=5062346
Does no one around here have a sense of humor any more?