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Originally Posted by Matthew
fuck, I'm so sick of Yngwie bashing.. what the hell is so wrong with that purple haze version of his? FEELING? Give me a break. he is making faces and playing behind the tempo sometimes just like all your FEELING gods do..
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I`m assuming that was sarcasm. I HOPE that was sarcasm.
Making faces? WTF? He's prouncing around with shiny locks (shiny locks he lost 20 years ago...) and flashing his smile.
My imitation of Wingwee: Noodly-noodly-wanker-wanker-noddly-bah-HE-a-doodly-do! Boodly-oop-A7iqMWZX-kA-ca-shing-badaly-boodly! A7iqMWZX-kA = a reverse 32nd note rake. Got to give him credit for that.
Yangszte, Wangfag, Yingwoo, whatever the fat fuck calls himself - the idiot bastard is a laughing stock. He`s not a guitar player, he`s hypocritical a fiddle player. Keith Richard would walk over Yangshangwhoopie`s corpse and 50,000 people would cheer.
Yngwie is the single most pāthetic guitar player in the history of music. I`ll put my money on Django. Yngwie (or whatever the fuck) is a noodling, idiot joke.
So sayeth the garce.
The last thing on Jimi's mind when he composed Purple Haze was a fat Swedish fisherman playing the song with his teeth.
Yngwie - technically brilliant as he is - should stick to his Paganini noodling and just let Jimi and Ritchie quietly take their places in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. That is ONE PLACE where Yngwie will NEVER be welcome.
Noodle-noodle-parmesan-a taste of old Italy! Yngwie is shit. The fat asshole would not know what rock and roll was even if Elvis rose from the grave and kicked him in the face.
That`s enough. Yngwie has about as much to do with rock and roll as ABBA does. Actually, ABBA is more influential than that fat idiot.