It would have had a better impact by saying, "All of our porn whores have Herpes and HPV at the very least. We don't use condoms, but you should. Oh, and by the way, we know that we made a killing doing it, but you should stop stealing porn now. We just realized it's bad."
I would also like to note that such a billboard is an Act Of War against the Republic of Barebackistan. We're scrambling the jets right now.
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