I hate beer. Tastes like rotten shit. I prefer liquor. I've got, in my deep freezer (cuz I hate warm shit)... umm
1 Bottle of Patron
1 Bottle of E&J
1 Bottle of Jagermeister
1 Bottle of Captain Morgan (I think pineapple)
Then I have a few different drinks in my fridge, mostly Bacardi
I don't drink much, but when I do I have a fucking blast


So yeah, getting blitzed reminds me of this one time, in a hotel in Columbus...
