harvey

As some of you know, I've had some serious health problems last 2 years and doctors were never sure about what the diagnosis was. I've had seven surgeries, chemo, stabilization meds, vitamin shocks, you mention it. At first they thought it was cancer, but they couldn't find it despite the many tumors I had. Then some kind of chemical disorder (which happened to be close to the real answer).

So I got just back from the doctor to get the results of a new battery of analysis that included bone marrow (it hurts like a mofo!), hair, nails, DNA samples, blood, urine, PET scans and everything you could think of.

After not much waiting, there were 2 doctors waiting for me and it seems what I have is a very strange condition that happens like 1 in 10 million people. They started the blabbling and how I shouldn't be worried, so I asked them to shoot it without more preamble, and they told me:

YOU HAVE A SEVERE CONDITION OF AWESOMENESS. THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO, YOU'RE JUST AWESOME.

what can I do, some people has it, some people doesn't

(note: everything until the joke is true, I have a rare DNA dis-balance caused by an old teratoma surgery that left cell remains on my coxis bone and invaded it as well as the adjacent organs. It has no cure, only constant surgeries when needed and some mild treatment, but it isn't dangerous either)

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