Originally Posted by borked

"tip of the day"

When working with fucking heavy oak beams, keep your feet well clear.

Originally Posted by ThumbLord

now borked, that is a good tip indeed.
here is another one:
when taking pictures of your dog in the park, concentrate not only on your dog but also where other doggies just pooped.

Originally Posted by loreen

"I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod."

Originally Posted by Si

Here's a tip (helps me out quite often)

If you find yourself trying to do to much at once, or forget what you are doing while working online.

Close all windows and start again

You will 9 times out of 10 remember the main thing you were trying to do.

Not going to make you rich, but might save you some time and time is priceless

EDIT / P.S. I just used my 8888 post up on that