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Originally Posted by topsiteking
Jew V.S. Jew
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May the best Jew win, but we both know it would be Gene Simmons.
Lets look at a few of the facts...
Jesus = Dead / Gene Simmons = Will never die
Jesus = Son of God / Gene Simmons = Demon
Jesus = Turned water into wine / Gene Simmons = Breaths fire
Jesus = Wore shitty sandals / Gene Simmons = Wears bad ass, big fucking boots
Jesus = Broke ass / Gene Simmons = Multi-Millionaire
Jesus = Carpenter / Gene Simmons = Artist and Entrepreneur
Jesus = Hippy Beard / Gene Simmons = Long, wicked, snake like tongue
Jesus = Had disciples / Gene Simmons = Commands the KISS Army
It's not even a fair fight.
