UK to all other countries
Dear all,
Please do not start any wars with us as we no longer can afford them, nor do we have any gear.
We do have an expensive aircraft carrier but no planes on it. So I guess we could sail it up to you in an angry mannor then we will shout at you from the deck, though we have not much fuel to go in it. So please be only 15 miles from the UK.
If you do wish to attack us, please contact France first as they have now agreed to deal with things for us.
Yours,
The UK
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