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Old 10-24-2010, 09:34 PM  
CunningStunt
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I have a theory on why MEN have to EXPLAIN MOVIES to WOMEN

It's because women aren't capable of understanding complicated concepts, and the average IQ of a woman is lower than the average man's IQ.

Don't believe me? It's scientifically proven: http://blogs.chron.com/sciguy/archiv...men_are_s.html

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A study of 100,000 17- to 18-year-olds on the Scholastic Assessment Test published in the September 2006 issue of the journal Intelligence, has confirmed a surprising new finding-that men have a 4- to 5-point IQ advantage over women by adulthood.
Why do you think there are less than 10 women CEO's in the Fortune 500 list?

In summary, most women are thick.

Phrases to say to your girlfriend / wife when watching a movie:

"Shut the hell up I'll explain at the end"

"If you can't be quiet, leave"

"You're spoiling this movie for me, can't you phone a family member in the other room for 2:25 mins? (check movie running time on dvd box to make sure this figure is accurate)

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