Originally Posted by garce

I tried that once and came face to face with a tortoise balancing the universe on his shell.

All I remember are the words, "Never again..."

BTW, the whale I was talking to on my way down turned into a bowl of petunias - exactly 6.741 seconds after I became a pornographer...

Now I spend my life hiding in a corner and hating peanuts and hugging my towel.