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Originally Posted by alias
Fuck this is funny LOL!
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Not really. Now my wife isn't talking to me and made me sleep on the couch the last few nights. To top it all off, I went out with friends last night to hooters and had some beer and wings, came home and in the middle of the night I sharted on the couch (it's an off white cloth couch) and now it has poo stains all over it. The whole house smells like dung. I think she's gonna divorce me if I don't go see an ass doctor.