Originally Posted by JenniDahling

I just got a notice in the mail about the guy we caught taking stuff out of my Audi getting released from jail. All he took was the car manual and a bright turquoise beat box I had in the car for the beach. When the police showed up they found that he had stolen a bunch of random things from other houses like a cheap knock-off bottle of perfume that was only half full, and the faceplate to a car radio (without the radio).

What was the weirdest thing you ever had stolen?