As it's been Halloween I was expecting a different version
There was a bloke I know walking down the road last night had a woman on his back,
So I asked him "where you going with that woman on your back"
He said "fancy dress party for halloween"
So I asked: "what you going as?"
He said: "broomstick"
So then I asked: "what's she then?"
He said: "she didn't want to dress up so she's going as a witch"