Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

As it's been Halloween I was expecting a different version

There was a bloke I know walking down the road last night had a woman on his back,

So I asked him "where you going with that woman on your back"

He said "fancy dress party for halloween"

So I asked: "what you going as?"

He said: "broomstick"

So then I asked: "what's she then?"

He said: "she didn't want to dress up so she's going as a witch"