I really want to work up the nerve to travel some day with a big rubber dong shoved down my pants just to see the look on the face of the female TSA agent when she grabs hold of it while patting me down. The comebacks for the question of "What's this" are just too many to pick one.
"In flight entertainment"
"So THAT'S where that thing went! I have been looking everywhere for it"
"Wanna go to the bathroom and find out?"
and of course the obvious, spoken in a rather loud voice;
"It's my COCK! What do you think it is?"
Pretty sure this would just be a one way ticket into the little room with the latex gloves and KY jelly so for now this is merely pure fantasy. Makes them wonder why I am giggling when I get patted down though.
