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SallyRand · 11-01-2010, 08:08 PM

From the GFY News Network:

Air Force One Down!

"Thie evening Air Force One experienced complete flameout on all engines, there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, The Chosen One. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and left the plane.

The second passenger, Nancy Pelosi, said, "I am the Speaker of the House. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die." She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, Joe Biden, said, "I'm the Vice President, and a supporter of all that is Green and Good!" So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger, ex-President George H. W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, am a decorated war hero and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. President. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."

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11-01-2010, 08:08 PM
SallyRand So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: In A Galaxie Far, Far Away! Posts: 3,487	Breaking News! Air Force One Down! From the GFY News Network: Air Force One Down! "Thie evening Air Force One experienced complete flameout on all engines, there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, The Chosen One. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and left the plane. The second passenger, Nancy Pelosi, said, "I am the Speaker of the House. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die." She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, Joe Biden, said, "I'm the Vice President, and a supporter of all that is Green and Good!" So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped. The fourth passenger, ex-President George H. W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, am a decorated war hero and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. President. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag." BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!