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Here's what I would like to do to FatFoo:
1. Dip him in butter, fry him up and have him as a nice snack between GFY posts.
2. Blindfold him, rub him with baby oil and leave him, naked, at a truckstop (still blindfolded)
3. Put a sign on his back that reads 'I'm Chris Mallick - Kick Me" as he walks around the AVN show.
4. Hire him to write my biography
5. Sit next to him at a movie theater, with a tub of popcorn between my legs with a hole cut out of the bottom.....
6. I'd like to give him a flu shot
7. Break into his house, or wherever he lives, and put superglue on his fucking keyboard
8. Paint his face on my toilet seat
9. Start an Internet rumor about him involving dolphins, a quart of milk and a chainsaw
10. Make sweet, sweet love to him - while he's wearing a Chris Mallick mask. Anal, of course, un-lubbed.
That's just off the top of my head. Good luck!
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