First I was...
Then I was...
Then I calmed down a little and was...
But now, I'm just...
Sayeth the Man:
"I have never lied to you, I have always told you some version of the truth."
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"Dave, there are two kinds of angry people - explosive and implosive. Explosive is the type of individual you see screaming at the cashier for not taking his coupon. Implosive is the cashier who remains quiet day after day and then finally shoots everyone in the store. You're the cashier."
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"He passed away two weeks ago and he brought the land a week ago? That's unusual."
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A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.
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If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG.
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I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
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There's so much darn porn out there, I never got out of the house.
Hang in there Jack...We love you!!!
ADG