I sent you an icq with several options that I felt would fit your general niche and be a decent overall solution.
We can have your traffic redirected to
http://mobile.private.com for a babe/paysite type of feel.
Sign up here for Private.com
or
We can set you up with a custom whitelabel from
GameLink.com that we can have mobile enabled so we can redirect your traffic to
http://gamelink.com/m/ if you wanted to try a store/vod/hardgoods oriented approach.
As was asked earlier in the thread, redirecting mobile traffic hasn't hurt anyone's serps that i've seen and can be set up easily via java or php.