If aliens really landed in Smalltown USA, and everyone in town witnessed it, the easiest way for the government to hide the story would be to plant loonies into the mix, and focus on them, until the story is simply dismissed.
A drunk expands the story with statements about pink elephants, and an actor says he received an anal probe, and before you know it, all credibility is gone, and the government wins.
You would have to be crazy to believe a story about pink elephants and anal probes, right?
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