Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I was at this swingers party years back, was about to get down with these 2 girls and went to use the bathroom, needed to fart. I sharted instead. All in my pants.

So here I am in the bathroom, shit in my undies, and 2 girls beating on the door wanting me to hurry up so I can lay pipe. I took off my undies, cleaned them in the sink (took a while) and once I was all cleaned up, just walked out naked and let these two girls start blowing me just a few steps from the bathroom door.

Good times.