When I was 21 I went to see Tool and was staying at a friend's new apartment and had never been to his new place yet. Got drunk at the show, went to the bar afterward and blacked out. I remember getting to his house and going to sleep on the kitchen floor, I woke up and it was about sunrise I was outside in the ghetto with no shoes on and I pissed my pants. I didn't have my cell phone but some how I had my apartment keys and wallet. I took a taxi to an ATM and then the bus station, got in a fight with a bum who made fun of me for pissing myself, took the bus back to my city and almost barfed on an Asian college kid sitting next to me but in the end I made it home. The next day I bussed back with no shoes on to go pick up my cell phone and shoes, he said there was no piss on his floor or in his apartment. No clue what happened.
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