I hate flying on Ryanair, every conversation with their staff is a fight and the whole experience is slightly lower rated than travelling on a bus. However, the boss of Ryanair says some priceless things....
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I'm disrespectful towards authority. Like I think the prime minister of Ireland is a gobshite.
Screw the share price, this is a fare war.
The problem with the airline business is it is mostly run by a bunch of spinless nincompoops who acually don't want to stand up to the environmentalists and call them the lying wankers that they are.
For years flying has been the preserve of rich fuckers. Now everyone can afford to fly.
Screw the travel agent. Take the fuckers out and shoot them. What have they done for passengers over the years?
We don't fall all over ourselves if they... say my granny fell ill. What part of no refund don't you understand? You are not getting a refund so fuck off.
Weber says Germans don't like low fares. How the fuck does he know? He's never offered them any. The Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get them.
(On Jurgen Weber, Lufthansa's chief executive.)
There is too much: "we really admire our competitors". All bollocks. Everyone wants to kick the shit out of everyone else. We want to beat the crap out of BA. They mean to kick the crap out of us.
Every idiot who gets fired in the industry shows up as a consultant somewhere. Shoot consultants and advertising agency specialists. (also applies to porn)
We want to annoy the fuckers whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them. These headbangers want to make air travel the preserve of the rich. They are Luddites marching us back to the 18th century.
The message to Boeing today is: ?You keep building them, we?ll keep buying them?, and together both of us will kick the crap out of Airbus in Europe. We love Boeing. **** the French.
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