Go in there and shave my fucking head and hook up with the skinheads right away. Then I'd probably shank one or two people with a filed down toothbrush... probably a black and a Hispanic, so I could build some cred with my brotherhood.
Then I would bully my way around the lunchroom stealing people's creamed corn and pissing in their fruit cups. After that, I would start playing spades for smokes with my buddies, and most likely get my cock sucked a few times a week by somebody named Steve.
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