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Old 11-22-2010, 08:54 AM  
Randy West
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,079
Go in there and shave my fucking head and hook up with the skinheads right away. Then I'd probably shank one or two people with a filed down toothbrush... probably a black and a Hispanic, so I could build some cred with my brotherhood.

Then I would bully my way around the lunchroom stealing people's creamed corn and pissing in their fruit cups. After that, I would start playing spades for smokes with my buddies, and most likely get my cock sucked a few times a week by somebody named Steve.
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